Heroic Comrades
Late for work at tractor factory this morning due to horse that tows the bus breaking down. No chance of hitting my quota so won't get glorious disc of cheap metal on a colourful ribbon or a certificate in Bakelite frame. Still it did give me a chance to ogle the women working in the turnip fields while we waited for another horse to be issued from heroic collective stables. Those head scarves...Those wooden clogs... Whey-heh!
OUR GLORIOUS PIANO ACCORDION SITS ASTRIDE THE WORLD AND STRIKES TERROR INTO THE IMPERIALIST HYENAS WITH IT'S RINGING NOTES OF TRUTH!
Comrades
Is red letter day for family today I'm thinking. Son #2 has informed on Comrade Wife to secret police for turning down sound on television during speech by Comrade President, and playing decadent, imperialist, Elvis Presley singing Loving Me Tender. Is many months in Lubyanka jail for her I am thinking comrades and rightly so. I am leaving you now my fellow heroes of the Soviet Union as glorious power station is cutting off electricity in a few hou..........
ONCE MORE OUR GREAT SOVIET TECHNOLOGY HUMBLES THE INEPT FUMBLINGS OF THE CAPITALI.....
Comrades
By
Gary Moore, Ably Hindered By Imperialist Jackal Clive Danton
(Churchmouse)
Comrades and heroic workers of the glorious Soviet Union. Is bad news I'm thinking from tractor factory tonight. Comrades Inchski and Armski have been seized by secret police for stealing cheese from glorious Soviet mousetrap to feed children.Is long stay in gulag for them I'm thinking. Comrade Wife think they should be hanged by neck in town square for outrage against heroic 5 Year Plan and against blessed memory of our Dear Comrade Stalin.Is wrong time of month I'm thinking.
OUR GLORIOUS SOVIET WOMENFOLK DRIVE THE PRE MENSTRUAL CAPITALIST HARLOTS BEFORE THEM LIKE IRRATIONAL, HOMICIDAL CARRION CROWS!
Comrades
Glorious news from Apt #324There is to be great feast at Tractor Plant #7893 at weekend. I will bring to the celebratings 3 herrings that I have been given as a workers bonus after badly welding together four tractors more than my normal quota.There'll be dancing in the streets of Valavoskistalinroumazabad tonight.
ONTO THE SUNLIT UPLANDS OF OUR GLITTERING FUTURE.