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Funny Fings

January/Feb/March. You name it. 2015

Mine Shafting 



Randy Andy gives mine workers a right royal shafting..Clive Danton

Lard Farce



Dorking woman in weight loss sensation..Clive Danton

The Yellow Peril



Japanese tourists enslaved and forced to work on London Bridge railway.Clive Danton

Chilly Filly 



Dorking woman wins World 'feeling cold' championships for record third year running..Clive Danton

Litter Bug Blues



Dorking man takes his own life following "Litter Bug" slur..Clive Danton

Good ole buoy



The Southern Redneck Shipping Lane Marker..Clive Danton

Charlotte Brontesaurus: 19th Century Romantic Agony Aunt



Dear Miss Brontesaurus..Clive Danton

Bus Stop Blues



Dorking..Clive Danton

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