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FROM BOWL TO BOWEL: FACEBOOK WOMAN SNAPS DINNER AS IT PASSES ALONG DIGESTIVE TRACT

Danny SoZ

 

A 30-year-old London woman, last night took the current fad of photographing and posting plates of food on Facebook to new levels, by first taking pictures of her dinner before consumption, and then – having eaten the meal – by swallowing an endoscopic camera to record its passage down her gullet and its subsequent journey along her alimentary canal, ending with a climactic shot of the ensuing faecal matter lying under the water in the toilet bowl just prior to flushing.

 

Harriet Murdoch, a healthcare worker from Shoreditch, East London, said last night:

 

“I’ve been habitually posting pictures of my meals on Facebook for a number of years now and just decided to go that extra mile. I’ve put the pictures in a separate folder, entitled: From Plate To Plop. I just know that everybody on my friends list will be thrilled when they see it on their timelines in the morning.

 

We spoke to one of Ms Murdoch’s Facebook friends last night, who told us: “She’s done what?… The silly bitch! I mean how gross is that? Eeeeeeeeew!”

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