Dear Soz Satire

 

In order to commemorate VE Day and to pay tribute to the bravery of the British troops who lost their lives fighting for freedom, I went to a local German convenience store and shot the owner and his wife through the head, killing both of them instantly. Imagine my outrage, when shortly after, I was arrested and charged with murder. Once again, it’s a blatant case of one law for my granddad and quite another for poor old Joe Public.

 

Teddy Moist

 

Africa