We at The Soz Satire Mint are delighted to offer you this once-in-a-lifetime chance to fool your friends and family into thinking they're wearing a pair of those X-Ray Specs that used to be advertised in comics, by walking around in front of them in our beautifully crafted and hand packaged Soz Satire X-Ray Pants.

 

Made from the finest quality selophane, we guarantee that our pants will give everybody an absolutely unimpaired view of your cock and balls or growler. By simply turning around in your pants they will also have a great view of the cheeks of your arse.

 

For a limited time only, these unique undergarments are available for only £345.00 per pair + an unspecified sum for postage and packing which we will take from your bank account until told to stop by the police.

 

Here are just a couple of testimonials from delighted customers:

 

"I wore my x-ray pants down the pub and was kicked unconcious shortly after my arrival. Thanks Soz Satire!" - Gus Toby. Ashton-Under-Lyme

 

"I was taken into custody by the police and charged with indecent exposure just minutes after entering the supermarket in these fantastic pants. I now face a heavy fine and having my name put on the Sex Offenders Register. I'm going to order another pair while stocks last! - Dave Sideboard. Spitalfields

 

Send a cash only remittance to:

 

The Soz Satire Mint (X-Ray Pants Offer)

22 Shit Street

London E7

 

To avoid possible dissapointment, don't expect any goods to be delivered to your home within 7 working days, or indeed, at any time in the future.

 

 

Some top models shown sporting our pants on the catwalk, but with other pants underneath to hide their nobs