Dear Soz Satire

 

I just heard a news item on the radio reporting that a lorry driver has been arrested on the A13 at Barking, East London after shedding his load on the carriageway. Personally I'm not surprised. Now I'm as red-blooded as the next man but surely there's a right time and a place for masturbating.

 

Teddy Nairobi

The Turk And Caicos Islands