Dear Soz
Gerry 'Inchcock' Chambers in association with Clivey who wrote the second one and by so doing spoiled the whole page - January 2015
Dear Soz Satire
I thought that this year, for the first time in 69 years, I would make, and keep, some New Year Resolutions.
Then I looked up Resolution on Google and got: Decision/Settlement, so I decided to look up Settlement and got: Arrangement.
A flower arrangement?
So I looked up Arrangement and got: Alteration. So I looked up Alteration and got: Mutation.
Looking up Mutation I got Deviant.
Deviant like that naughty web-site that gives girls bigger breasts?
So I looked up Deviant and got: Queer. So I looked up queer and I got: Eccentric.
An eccentric kettle?
So I looked up eccentric and got: Offbeat.
Offbeat, like a bad musician?
So I looked up Offbeat and got: Unorthodox
Like the Greek Holy blokes?
So I looked up Unorthodox and got: Crazy, which I would be if I made any New Years Resolutions.
So I didn’t!
Yours etc
Gerald Chambers 'Inchcock' (Deceased)...ish.
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Dear Soz Satire
In Michael Jackson's smash hit single, Black Or White, he quite clearly says: "If you're thinkin' about my baby it don't matter if you're black or white"
Well I disagree. I'm a black South African who was beaten bloody with a rhino whip after complimenting a white police officer on the size of his wife's tits.
Once again it's a case of overpaid pop stars failing to get to grips with the racial divide in some parts of the African continent.
Yours faithfully
Clarence Rourke's-Drift
Prison
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