Welcome to SOZ!

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My name's Clivey and I do all the clever, writing, spelling, and punchooashun stuff, whilst my mate who helped out in this venture and goes by the rather silly name of Alfie., kindly set up the website for me, handed it over and then went back to the pub for another session.



For myself, I'm best known for my enormous success in spoof and satire writing competitions down the years, which I often win with ease, sometimes without even bothering to write anything.

My literary hero's are Dylan Thomas and Laurie Lee, whose works I get shouted down my ears by my wife, due to my inability to read.

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Having said that, Alfie can barely read or write, and spends most of his afternoons flitting from pub to pub in the Bow and Whitechapel areas of East London. He's quite good at drawing though, I will give him that much.  Still, I'm glad to be shut of him now the sites up and running.

Everything you read or listen to on this site is a complete pack of lies from start to finish.  We intend no harm to any creature, alive or dead.  Having said that, we wouldn't mind if Piers Morgan sprained his ankle.

If, however, you feel your reputation has been sullied, or your copyright breached, please feel free to pursue us through the courts. Good luck with that one as we don't have a pot to piss in between us.



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Enjoy your stay, it will probably be your last if you've got any sense.



Love from Clivey x