Baby wipes dipped in a chocolate fondue make excellent, soiled adult nappies for sexually insane Bank Voles.



Margaret Seaside
Chalfont St Giles.



Dear SOZ

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Royalists. Pretend The Queen is your girlfriend by keeping a postage stamp in a locket and wearing it around your neck. For added authenticity, ring Buckingham Palace and say "No YOU hang up"

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Teddy Tax-Incentive
Tierra Del Fuego