Dear Soz
What a con these so-called charity walks are. I went on a 5 mile one last week during which a lorry driver sounded his horn as I crossed the road in front of his rig. He then told me to "get out of the fucking road" and called me a cunt.
What's charitable about that then?
Spike Sub-Editor
22 Shit Street
Alabamee.
Dear SOZ, Letters To The Editior
Dear Soz
What a con these so-called disabled parking bays are. The other day I had to park miles from Tescos while special bays were laid on for wheelchair users, almost right outside the doors, and yet when I got home I saw a load of the fuckers racing round the Olympic Stadium winning gold medals and achieving personal bests and suchlike. Come on disableds, you cant have it both ways.
Dave Anusol
Salford
Dear Soz
They say that "an elephant never forgets". Well I beg to differ, as I spoke to one at London Zoo the other day and asked it if it remembered the 6 Day War between Israel and Egypt and it just stared at me like I was some sort of fucking halfwit.
Gus Sideboard
Bromley By Bow
DERE SOZ
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Lady Hermione Smithsonian-Institute
Withering Tights
Mayfair
