Hi Guyz! Only me again........you remember........Verapopzzz. You must remember me! I'm such a great laugh and have lotz and lotz of luvlee FB frendzzzz who think the absolute world of me and wouldn't dream of mercilessly mugging  me off behind my back. Christ no! In fact soon we're all going to meet up for drinkzzz in a big park in London. Therez going to be lotz and lotz of my bestest FB chumz there, and we're going to give each other some really big (((((((HUGZZZZZZ))))))) and XOXOXOXO kisses because we all wuff each other SOOOOOOOO much, and of course, totally give a flying fuck about whether or not half of uz are dead before Christmazzz..

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I wudge having SOOOOOOO many luvlee frendzzz becos they make me so happy, and are always there whenever I completely loose the fucking plot and show myself up like shit on my status. Sumtimezz I might rant on about "sum peeple need to take a gud look at themselvezzzz", and generally act the giddy arseole, but my wuffly, ickle, FB frendzz never judge me or call me a mad cunt when I'm not looking. Thatzz becos they wudge me werry much.



Yezzzzzz they make me happy, happy, happy! In fact what with all my thousands of virtual frendzzz, none of whom are convicted nonces or paedophiles, oh dear me no, and my totally exciting social life,  I'm, quite literally, never home these days and it's such a fabby larf, I must be the happiest perzon in the whole wide world!

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HAPPY.......HAPPY......HAPPY......HAPPY!



I'm going to kill myself later on.