Heroic Comrades

 

 

District prostitute number 63 has told me that this Saturday night is being annual piglet greasing competition at glorious collective farm. Not only that but it's free beetroot juice for everyone who brings own piglet. There will also be much entertaining entertainment provided by the massed folk dancing troupes of Tractor Factory Number 27.



She also tells me that a new supply of paper tissues is expected before the end of the month so hopefully it won't be long before the rash clears up.

Turnips for dinner again tonight.