This week, Chris shows us how to beat an egg.



Yo blood! What the fuck's happening dawg?  You just take one motherfuckin' egg, know what I'm sayin'? You make sho' you don't take no shit from that motherfucker though, you hear me homies?

Then you take dat bitch fo' a ride in yo' wheels, 'cos you never know if dat honey gone git freaky on yo' ass and start shootin' off at da lip.  Den when yo' ass and dat egg ass is far way from yo' yard, you beat the fuckin' shit outta dat mofo till all you got left is mush, know what ah'm sayin' blood?

Den you 'pologise to yo' egg and the motherfuckin' press fo' beatin' on egg ass. Den you go git 'nother egg and make yo'sel' a nice motherfuckin' omlette.

Next Week: Kneading Dough To Make Homemade Bread With Salt n Pepper.

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Here's a taster:
 

"Oooo baby baby, ooo baby baby! Push it! Push it! Push it real good!"