As the title cunningly implies, this section is where some of our drunken, ne'er do well, satirist mates showcase their inane scribblings, after being promised fame and riches beyond their wildest, benefit claimant dreams.



Everything you read here is the unexpurgated and totally unedited version of their drivel as it appeared when subbed to our busy newsroom. This is because we dont "do" editing, or "a little bit of tidying up" as one rather dim-witted sub-editor once described it to me. I mean to say boys and girls, if I wanted tidying up I'd buy a new suit and get me head polished now wouldn't I?



So if you spot any risible howlers in punctuation, syntax, or incorrect use of the ellipsis, dont come crying to us ok? The people who send copy to us are a law unto themselves and totally beyond our control. In short, they follow the literary code of Ernest Hemingway in that they "write drunk, edit sober". Only they don't bother with the sober bit and nor do we.

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Enjoy their work my friends, and as they would no doubt enthusiastically say, don't clap, just offer sexual favours.